suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

image

why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

cutelacute:

 

discrace:

me the day i graduate highschool

image

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

Noctis + Warp

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

image

and i accidentally started going through your stuff

image

and i found your phone

image

it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

image

Harry Potter's Character Development
Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.
itsgrannywinkle:

basically you win at life

itsgrannywinkle:

basically you win at life

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves